rough with a little fairy dust on top.
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He asks. You say yes. You then spend the next 5 days trying to keep your frizzies tamed, your legs shaved, and your eyebrows waxed (does anyone actually do this?) in the hopes that he will find you incredibly attractive and think you are one of those magical creatures who (obviously) need no grooming, because, of course, you are naturally this beautiful.
Imagine a dating world where this wasn’t required. Imagine a date where you could sit at home, on the couch, in your moth-eaten sweatpants and a men’s XL t-shirt, receive flowers which need no water and/or sunlight, and spend hours upon hours just talking about nothing and talking about everything (talking about nothing). I have been on this date. And let me tell you something, it was one of the greatest dates I have ever been on.
Granted, I’ve only been on a handful of “real” dates in my life. By “real” I mean fun, romantic times where the guy is all like “Hey, do you want to go out and get some dinner or see a movie?” and you’re all like “Yeah, sure.”
The date that I am speaking of can be obtained. You can obtain it!